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The Sacred and the Profane

My boring, uninteresting life

Name:
Turk Chieftain
External Services:
  • threeskullsturk@gmail.com
  • turkchief@livejournal.com
I'm a failure as a cult leader. My followers don't hand over all their worldly goods, the women aren't all my brides. All the other cult leaders talk about me behind my back. Sun Myung Moon won't even return my calls. The Maharishi Jee drove right past me while I was hitch hiking....but I SAW the bastard run over the Buddha!!!, and I got his plate number...He'll get his I can tell you!!!! I shall be avenged!!!! Bwahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, back in the late Victorian colonial sub level of my subconscious, ..."Damn natives seem to have gotten Cavendish with a poison dart!!! Cheeky Devils interrupting elevenses like that!!! I say, Carruthers old boy, send the House wallah to fetch my Webley, and do be a good chap, and freshen my Absinthe".....I lead a rich and varied fantasy life....(chuckle)...as to a real bio...what in Jah's name for?
a3, absinthe, airships, all aspects of sex, alternative religion, amateur porn, anarchism, animation, archery, autogyros, avation, axes, backwoodsman magazine, bbw, beer, black women, blacksploitation flicks, bladed weapons, bolos, books, breasts, bush knives, busting voltaires chops, catholic high school girls, cheese, clam chowder, coffee, collins machetes, colonialism, cowboy action shooting, crossbows, cryptoavation, cryptozoology, cunnilingus, dead wood, dervishes, dhas, dining, dominos, double rifles, draka, driving, driving the zamboni, edged weapons, egg creams, firearms, fishing, food, gan buri gan, golf, gossiping, gothic/industrial music, guns, haiku, hajji bektas, handguns, heavy list fighting, hedgehogs, historical obscura, historical reenactment, history, hot jewish girls, house three skulls, humor, hyenas, iron clads, john carter of mars, kilts, kmfdm, kukris, libertarianism, lj, marine biology, martial arts, military history, miniatures, monarchy, movies, musk oxen, naked women, pangolins, paul von-lettow vorbek, porn, projectile weapons, pubic hair, punk rock/ska punk, raftman ale, reading, recreationism, religion/philosophy, roll playing games, rome, rudyard kipling, sam peckinpah, sarcasm, sci-fi, scotland, scottish culture, scrabble, scratch off games, security ops, sex, siege weapons, single malt whiskey, sir basil zaharof, sir richard francis burton, sjamboks, snarksexuals, spam, sporks, steam punk, sufiism, teddy roosevelt, the d/s scene, the hassayampa river, the horseclans, the kaiser, the principality of minerva, the sca, tribalism, trivia, tv, victorian firearms, victorian history, weapons technology, wh40k, william walker, woodchucks, world war 1, world war 2, writing, zen, zombie apocalypse

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